Dear Doctor Wilkinson
please send me some good advice
my brother Reg went to the hosterpickle
so the doctors could save his life
He had to have his admanoiks repaired
now he’s back home lying in bed
he didn’t have to go to school today
he stayed home watching TV instead
All he can eat now is jelly
and I have to eat all the veg
so how do I make my admanoiks broke
so I can stay home too with Reg