The chameleon
I was walking through the forest it was getting rather late when I saw a large chameleon leaning on a gate
I stopped and had a chat with him and I asked him what he did I told him I was Harry and he said his name was Sid
He said 'I'm leaning on this gate waiting for a snack' and he asked if I was going or if I was coming back
'I'm going home' I told him 'I've been to see my cousin Jack' 'you can't be going then' he said 'you must be coming back'
'Coming here, or going there what difference does it make?' and he looked at me disdainfully and gave his head a shake
'What sort of meal is it' I asked that you're waiting for out here?' 'I'm not waiting for a meal' he said you're going deaf, I fear'
'I said I'm waiting for a snack, a nibble, just a bite not a meal or anything I just want something light'
Just then a fire fly appeared and Sid said 'that'll do' and suddenly it vanished and Sid began to chew
