Clarke was her best friend's brother
and the only guy she could see
but she told Gail that he prefers blonde girls
and it seemed that most guys agree
So one day Gail took the plunge
and turned herself into a blonde
in the hope that Clarke would take notice of her
she'd have had more success waving a wand
The next day Clarke got engaged to a girl
with hair as red as a rose
and Mark found out that he prefers blondes
it really got up Gail's nose
But what poor Gail should realise
is that when you're in love you don't care
whether she's red-haired, blonde or brunette
you don't fall in love with her hair