'I'm the new rooster on this farm
the hens are all mine now' he said
'oh no you're not' the old cock replied
'there's still life in me, I'm not dead'
'We'll have a race' he told the young lad
'from here to the tractor and back'
'and the hens are the prize' the youngster declared
'I'll give you a start you old hack'
When he got to the tractor the old man was ahead
but the youngster was catching up fast
then on the way back farmer Fielding appeared
and shot the young cock up the ass
'I just don't understand' Fielding said to himself
'I just don't know what to say
that's the third rooster I've bought this week
and every one of them gay!'
