Stephanie spoke to her little girl Sky
'you're only a girl now' she said
'but one day you'll grow up and fall for a man
whose charming and very well bred'
'You'll have walks through the countryside
and talk about things like literature, music and art
you'll share a passion for theatre and dance
a true marriage of minds from the start'
Think of that darling 'Stephanie said
'there's a great future waiting for you'
Sky pondered a while then said to her mum
'gee Mom, is that as good as a screw?'
