Golfing nightmare


I'd not played at Sunrise Golf Club before
and the memory still fills me with terror
three girls walked in as I took a shower
and I realised my terrible error

I've always been shy, I'm that sort of guy
to embarrassment I'm rather prone
so I snatched up my towel and covered my face
which had turned a bright reddish tone

One of the girls said 'Now who was that man?
it wasn't my husband I'm sure'
and another one said 'It wasn't my guy
I've never seen him before'

The third girl just sat and thought for a while
and then she said with a sneer
'I can't think who the fellow could be
but he isn't a member here'


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