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Joseph for lunch
Among the rocks swam Joseph Ritters
in his wetsuit and his brand new flippers
drifting around with each ebb and flow
unaware of the dangers below
Two sharks were swimming around in the sea
one was called Lou, the other McGee
'Have you tasted human?' McGee said to Lou
'They're easy to catch, I'll get one for you'
When the two sharks saw Joseph, Lou said with a laugh
'I'll get one myself, their swimming's a farce'
then he swam up to Joseph and gobbled him up
and said 'was he fully grown or was he just a pup?'
McGee said 'what did you think of it Louie?'
and Lou said 'Well, it was a bit chewy'
'Of course it was, it's better to eat
after you peel it and pull off it's feet'
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