Kids Stuff (and adults too, if they behave sensibly)
All written by Pip Harris © 1999 C. Harris



Alice explains limericks

To the letter

Identity crisis

I love my little sister

Mad Adam and the palindromes

What about Kara?

Average

There's no escape

The rhyming gang

You can't ride your bike in a concert hall

The barnowl and the polar bear

{Tide} Tide

Mow the lawn Mum

Joseph for lunch

I'd rather be...

The spider who fell out of his web

Do carpenters carp?

The Death of Tommy Jones

In praise of Doctor McAsprin

The tall ship

Aunt Sheila

The legend of Wilbur the fish

The answering machine

Heavenly Harriet Hairpin

Waste not

The common hot

Wetter

Smartest in the land

Flat battery

How long is a piece of string?

English, don't you just love it?

Drivel

The lucky lizard

At the zoo

Macroeconomics

Debra the zebra

Tongue-tied

A truly lovely day

The Tokoloshe

Creamy centres

Where am I?

An explanation of sailing ships

Growing pains

Overload

The piggy stick

Faster than acorns

Sally Anne

Chin, get it?

I wish

The Limerick

Hello Mrs Pratt

The Mugger

Bad hair day

Who? Gnu in the zoo?

Fast food

Toy shop caper

Pink pigs

How many sheep?

In love with the lifeguard

How to lose weight

Admanoiks

Jenny and Benny

Little ant

The flight of the witch

From Belgium comes the Belgish

Do you know where Istanbul is?

Revenge

Short-sighted, me?

The dish and the spoon

Dennis, the space tourist

Foul play

Do as you're told

Give a bug a hug

The critter's a quitter

That Mr Mustard is not to be trusted

The rooster's crow

Fly like a bird?

A philosophy for life

Pegasus

The real Mr Dumpty

Witches and pirates

An open mind

Today today is today

Nothing to choose

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What to wear

Can buy me luv

Alligators and crocodiles

Tomorrow

Statistics

I believe

Goway

The real thing or nothing at all

The tail of a lizard

Heartbeat

Why lemmings throw themselves to their death

Juan and another

Questions

Anything you can do

Young at heart

The chameleon

DIY

Carol and the imbecile

The circle and the square

Teamwork

Everything that ever woz

The sound of hairspray

The kitchen table

Milkbath

Mary, Mary

Honey

 

A LITTLE LUMP OF PROSE

Is the world round?


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