Kids Stuff (and adults too, if they behave sensibly)
All written by Chuck © 1999 C. Harris
Flat battery
How long is a piece of string?
Drivel
The spider who fell out of his web
The common hot
You can't ride your bike in a concert hall
Bubbles
The barnowl and the polar bear
Alice explains limericks
Joseph for lunch
Do carpenters carp?
The Death of Tommy Jones
In praise of Doctor McAsprin
The tall ship
Aunt Sheila
The legend of Wilbur the fish
The answering machine
Heavenly Harriet Hairpin
The lucky lizard
At the zoo
Macroeconomics
The letter
Debra the zebra
Tongue-tied
A truly lovely day
The Tokoloshe
Creamy centres
Where am I?
An explanation of sailing ships
Growing pains
Tide
Overload
Faster than acorns
Sally Anne
Chin, get it?
I wish
The Limerick
Hello Mrs Pratt
The Mugger
Bad hair day
Who? Gnu in the zoo?
Fast food
Toy shop caper
Pink pigs
How many sheep?
In love with the lifeguard
My six-pack stomach
How to lose weight
Admanoiks
Jenny and Benny
Bald Ben
Little ant
The flight of the witch
From Belgium comes the Belgish
Do you know where Istanbul is?
Revenge
Short-sighted, me?
The dish and the spoon
Dennis, the man who went into space
The critter's a quitter
That Mr Mustard is not to be trusted
Fly like a bird?
A philosophy for life
The Spice Girls
Pegasus
The real Mr Dumpty
Give a bug a hug
Witches and pirates
An open mind
Today today is today
Nothing to choose
You're being followed (Requires Java enabled browser)
What to wear
Can buy me luv
Do as you're told
Alligators and crocodiles
Tomorrow
Statistics
I believe
Goway
The real thing or nothing at all
The tail of a lizard
Heartbeat
Why lemmings throw themselves to their death
Juan and another
Questions
Anything you can do
Young at heart
The chameleon
DIY
Carol and the imbecile
The circle and the square
Teamwork
Everything that ever woz
The sound of hairspray
The kitchen table
Milkbath
Mary, Mary
Foul play
Honey
A LITTLE LUMP OF PROSE
Is the world round?
