He'll brush himself down and walk right back up
without even even using the stairs
he'll go up a drain pipe or straight up the wall
what a wonderful state of affairs
If a bus runs him over it won't even hurt
he'll just hide in a crack in the ground
because of his size he can crawl anywhere
and he'll always be quite safe and sound
He can even get into the sugar bowl
when the lid is tightened securely
so he won't ever die of starvation
and his life will not end prematurely
