Joe answered an ad in the personal column
the girl sounded really nice
'tall, pretty, dark, Miss Jamaica
whose life needs a little more spice'
But when they met beneath the clock
he was rather surprised to find
that although she was dark and very tall
she had a face like a horse's behind
So Joe said 'you weren't very honest
in fact I think you're a faker'
she said 'I am tall and I am pretty dark
and I really do miss Jamaica'
