One day me and my good friend Ben
were visiting New York
and we were terrified of being mugged
when we went for a walk
We'd only walked a block or two
when we were stopped by four giant men
so I told them 'this one's taken'
and I mugged my good friend Ben
This verse is merely humour. Violence in New York is no
worse than in any of the world's big cities and better than many.
