Old Mr Dickinson went to the doc
his health had gone into decline
his eyesight was weak and his hearing was poor
and his sex life was far from devine
“Now my friend Tommy Petter,” he said to the doc
“next month he will be seventy seven
he told me that he still has sex with his wife
two or three time a week, and its heaven”
“When I was young I was quite a lad
and the girls all called me the stud
but it seems to me, now that I'm seventy
that I've become a bit of a dud”
The last time that I had sex with my Sadie
was back in seventy one
I can't say that I remember it well
but I'm positive that it was fun”
“What can I do to get back my form
and better that old Tommy Petter?”
and the doc said “just do what he does,
lie and say you do it better”
