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Pat O'Reilly's dastardly deed
Mrs Murphy rushed to her spouse
'I'm worried about our Mary' she cried
'her husband O'Reilly, the rotten louse
has been unfaithful to her and he's lied'
'What makes you think', asked Murphy
'that young Pat has acted so slyly?'
'just take a look at the baby' she moaned
'It looks nothing like O'Reilly!'
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