If you’re going walking in the woods
be sure and take a stick
one of steel or sturdy wood
both very strong and thick
Without one you’re in trouble
you’ll find out soon enough
because the wild pigs can be grumpy
bad-tempered, stern and tough
So make them think you’re bigger
than what you really are
by beating your stick upon the ground
so they hear you from afar
They’ll think you are a lion
or a leopard or a bear
and they’ll leave you be and move away
you’ll never know that they were there
Works on snakes too!!!
