People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.

Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.

He who stands on toilet is high on "pot".

If you still hungry, have another fortune cookie.

Man who tell too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

He who throw dirt is losing ground.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who lay on hillside is not on level.

Virgin like balloon -- one prick, all gone.

Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand.

Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

America good place to put Chinese restaurant.

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.

Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement.

To make egg roll, push egg.

He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key.

Woman who sinks into man's arms will soon find arms in man's sink.

Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks.

Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.

Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.