The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it.

The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to.

It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends.

I can't write five words but that I change seven.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most.
after three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host!

Wasn't the Yale prom wonderful? If all the girls in attendance were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough.

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.

His body has gone to his head.

Miss [Katherine] Hepburn runs the gamut of emotions from A to B

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

He is beyond question a writer of power; and his power lies in his ability to make sex so thoroughly, graphically and aggressively unattractive that one is fairly shaken to ponder how little one has been missing.

Excuse my dust.