What the famous have said
about sex
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I've been too fucking busy and vice versa.
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
When she raises her eyelids it's as if she were taking off all her clothes.
I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
I always thought music was more important than sex - then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.
Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no".
The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.
She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.
Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.
When Eve ate this particular apple, she became aware of her own womanhood, mentally. And mentally she began to experiment with it. She has been experimenting ever since. So has man. To the rage and horror of both of them.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation ... the other eight are unimportant.
It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.
I know it does make people happy but to me it's just like having a cup of tea.
It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men.
Surely the sex business isn't worth all this damned fuss? I've met only a handful of people who cared a biscuit for it.
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Home is heaven and orgies are vile,
but you need an orgy once in a while.
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Yes, there will be sex after death; we just won't be able to feel it.
We should teach general ethics to both men and women, but sexual relationships themselves must not be policed. Sex, like the city streets, would be risk-free only in totalitarian regimes.
Part of the public horror of sexual irregularity so-called is due to the fact that everyone knows himself essentially guilty.
Man is the hunter; woman is his game: The sleek and shining creatures of the chase, we hunt them for the beauty of their skins.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Your daughter is old enough to do what she pleases...she likes to fuck, loves to fuck...she was born to fuck, and...if you do not wish to be fucked yourself, the best thing for you to do is to let her do what she wants.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
My thinking tends to be libertarian. That is, I oppose intrusions of the state into the private realm - as in abortion, sodomy, prostitution, pornography, drug use, or suicide, all of which I would strongly defend as matters of free choice in a representative democracy.
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