The real thing or nothing at all


They pulled Paul out the river
just before he drowned
his wife cried 'call a doctor'
to the people gathered round

When at last the doctor came
and struggled through the congregation
he called 'stand back, I'll give this man
artificial respiration

'Oh no you won't' the woman screamed
'you'll do no such thing to my Paul
'if you can't give him real respiration
'you'll give him nowt at all'


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