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Rita
Rita was lunching at the Ritz
with Fiona, her best friend
when Rita began to cry and said
'I just don't understand men'
'I'm sure my husband's cheating
I found some knickers in his jacket
and I also found a condom
that was still inside a packet'
'So I poked the condom full of holes
that will fix the little whore'
that's when Fiona fainted
and fell onto the floor
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