Safe sex


My girl won't let me touch her
she says she needs protection
she says if I don't wear a condom
she'll be open to infection

So I went into the pharmacy
but the girl who came to serve me
was absolutely stunning
and she really did unnerve me


Safe sex ???
I couldn't bring myself to tell her
when she asked what she could get me
I couldn't ask for condoms
because shyness wouldn't let me

So I said 'do you keep stationery?'
and she said 'only for a while
but then I start to wriggle'
and she began to smile

My teeth began to chatter
and my hands began to shake
so I turned and ran in panic
and that was my mistake

I knocked the rack of baby food
right across the store
then bumped into a lipstick stand
and it crashed onto the floor

I stumbled out into the street
feeling stupid and perplexed
than I gave up going to pharmacies
and I also gave up sex


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