To Jessica I’m just a memory
of one night of passion and lust
to Dee I’m the devil incarnate
not worthy of love or of trust
Rebecca is wracked with indifference
when she has no one else she’s with me
to Keira I’m just a dirty old man
but I’m charming and young to Marie
Carolyn says that she loves me
she wants to get married tomorrow
she’s a very nice girl but she isn’t my world
and marriage would bring us both sorrow
Sophie thought that she loved me
until Gerry came onto the scene
then she loved him and then it was Jim
then it was Alan, then Dean
Susan won’t let herself think of me
she’s a loving and faithful young wife
where do you go to when you’re all alone
do you know you’re the love of my life?