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Toy shop caper
Ben was in a toy shop
looking at the toys
Barbie dolls for all the girls
cars and planes for the boys
He decided on a fluffy seal
but when he went to pay
he offered monopoly money
and the assistant had to say
'Sorry, I can't accept it
this money isn't real'
and Ben said 'No it isn't
but neither is the seal'
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