If you love him, let him go, if he comes back he's probably forgotten his sandwiches


It's O.K. to laugh during sex ... just don't point


What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick


Gravity always gets me down


The trouble with trouble is that it starts out as fun


Men fall in love with their eyes, women with their ears


It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married


In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world


Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law


There is one woman whom fate has destined for each of us. If we miss her, we are saved


The best way to succeed in life is to start from scratch and keep scratching


The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was


Two rights do not make a wrong.They make an airplane


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