I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
	I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
	I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
	I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
	I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for discoveries, a new start in life and a reprieve from my obligations.
	I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
	If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
	I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to make a decision, and I reserve the right to change my mind.
	I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
	I will never put off until tomorrow what I can forget about forever.
	I always wanted to be a procrastinator... I just never got around to it.
	My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait."
	Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.