Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
	Does fuzzy logic tickle?
	If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can you quit while you're ahead?
	Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
	Does killing time damage eternity?
	Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
	Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
	Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
	Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
	Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
	How do you get off a non-stop flight?
	If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
	If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
	If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
	If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
	If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
	How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
	Why is the man who invests all your money called a "broker"?
	Why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food?
	How does a snowplough driver get to work?
	If I say 'I'm lying' am I telling the truth?
	Why do I open my eyes wider when I want to see further and speak louder when I can't hear someone?
	What's the speed of dark?
	Why won't spaghetti behave like a sensible meal?
	If all is not lost, where is it?