You can’t go running with a team of runner beans
they don’t know how to do it, running isn’t in their genes
you can’t play catch with the grand annual ball
you can’t ride your bike in the concert hall
You can’t lock the door with a Florida key
you won’t get to London riding on a flea
you can’t write a letter with a cattle pen
you can’t sleep peacefully in a lion’s den
You can’t hang the washing on a railway line
you can’t pay the mortgage if you don’t have a dime
There’s a lotta things in life that you just can’t do
but you can be happy if you want to